About Offensive Crayons:
Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “brown” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too.
So, we decided to create Offensive Crayons to liven things up. Gone are the safe colors like “goldenrod” or “red.” Now we have “Travel Ban Brown” and “Privilege” (exclusively for our Caucasian backers).
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About Alice Vaughn:
Vaughn is the (in)famous creator of Offensive Crayons, an adults-only box of crayons for the wildly artistic with a healthy sense of humor – with names like Boner Bill Blue, Miscarriage Maroon, and Privilege (White), the inappropriately- named crayons have been banned from Amazon for “insulting children and Caucasians”.
When she’s not gleefully exploiting the general public’s constant stream of PC outrage, Vaughn often finds herself accidentally going viral – for better or worse – like she did here, here, and here.
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